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Mon - Wed: 11 am - 7 pm
Thurs - Sat: 11 am - 9 pm
Sunday: 11 am - 6 pm

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Trump Toilet Paper

Bath & Body

Trump Toilet Paper


Trump Toilet Paper


Have you had enough of the President of the United States? Have you ever wanted to wipe your ass with his stupid, stupid face? Do you want to donate to local charities that support the very people that Donald Trump systemically marginalises and attacks on Twitter?

Well, we’ve got just the thing for you!

Half of all profits from our Trump toilet paper sales go to a rotating selection of charities — including, but not limited to, Planned Parenthood, She Should Run, women’s health clinics around the country, and organisations like Living Positively, a Seattle-based support group for individuals living with HIV through Lifelong AIDS Alliance.

This month’s profits are headed toward Puerto Rico relief, since our government has abandoned these American citizens and blatantly lied about their death count. Yeah, we’re pissed, too. So, do your part, and wipe for a cause!

***Shipping is by USPS Parcel Service. For expedited or custom shipping requests please contact the store directly***

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